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"With my jokes, when they don’t work, it’s shitty slam poetry."
Hari Kondabolu

(Source: youtube.com)

— 1 week ago with 7 notes
#Hari Kondabolu  #comedy  #people 
"Have you ever been staring at a koala bear just hoping you would feel anything?"
Pete Holmes
— 3 weeks ago with 5 notes
#Pete Holmes  #Comedy 
"How perfect is your life that that was an issue for you? “What they’re remakin’ it? Well fuck me in the ass! I just wanna find me ONE person in Hollywood! I assume they all just sign off on shit like that!"
Rory Scovel
— 3 weeks ago
#Rory Scovel  #comedy 

Al Madrigal, correspondant for The Daily Show is doing an AMA on Reddit right now

— 3 weeks ago with 6 notes
#Al Madrigal  #The Daily Show  #Jon Stewart  #comedy 
"It’s a weird age. They’re like, ‘Amy, I’m pregnant.’ And I still don’t know whether to be like, ‘Congratulations,’ or ‘Do you need a ride?"
Amy Schumer on friends in their late 20s
— 3 weeks ago with 24 notes
#Amy Schumer  #comedy 
"Let’s get to the important issues of the day: Vegan soul food. What the fuck?"
Hari Kondabolu

(Source: youtube.com)

— 3 weeks ago with 8 notes
#Hari Kondabolu  #Comedy 
"By the way, the fact that there are gay people born into Alabama is all the proof you will ever need that homosexuality is not a choice."
Moshe Kasher, Live in Oakland
— 2 months ago with 45 notes
#Moshe Kasher  #Comedy