Colbert: Yes, Jon?
Have we lost Jon? Jon, are you there?
Stewart: Stephen I’m-I’m here…buhh Stephen, I can’t help but have noticed that you seem to have replaced yourself with a bobble head doll version of yourself.
Colbert: No, Jon. No I haven’t. Noo, no no no no no no no. Ah ah ah ah ah. Must be something wrong with the satellite feed. I am definitely here in Baghdad - live.
Colbert: Look at the sign, Jon.
Colbert: Up there, on the screen: live Baghdad. That’s me.
Stewart: I see it, Stephen. I know you were reluctant to return to Iraq because of the danger and-
Colbert: Danger? Just look around me, Jon. Baghdad is almost eerily calm. There’s a stillness in the air. Almost no movement on the streets back there.
Stewart: Are you sure that doesn’t just have something to do with the photograph behind you, Stephen?