June 2012
7 tags
mynightmaresareaboutlosingyou:
How can a man like John Green write something as gut-wrenchingly heart-breaking as tfios
and then throw himself against a wall to test if he is an octopus
just
how
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The sixth season of Dexter was fucking good okay
sublimesublemon:
cuppacats:
aquus:
i dont even recognize north carolina as a state right now as far as im concerned we have 49 states although im not even sure wyoming is real
have you ever met someone from wyoming???
exactly
my mom lives in wyoming
yes but have you ever met her
Ever use a calculator to do a ridiculously simple calculation for you and when you see the solution you’re just, like, ‘oh duh well no shit?’
3 tags
if there is actually going to be a zombie apocalypse i will:
take car
go to mum’s
kill phil
grab liz
go to the winchester
have a nice cold pint
and wait for all this to blow over
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i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account
me: no trust me he's really attractive google images is just giving us bad results
danmakesmehowell:
sometimes i just look at my url and think “yes”
“You don’t have to be ‘special,’ sometimes just being born is enough, breathing,...”
– Andrew Garfield (via andrewgaarfields)
“And here’s a reminder of why disputes in Florida over voter eligibility are so...”
– World War II Vet Caught Up In Florida’s Voter Purge Controversy : It’s All Politics : NPR (via tinfoilandtea)
“This is probably going to get quoted in every publication just because I said...”
– Robert Downey Jr. (via spockizzle)
ayo-whaddup:
Folding socks is the worst hell imaginable. Really, if anyone were ever to extort information out of me all they would have to do is threaten to force me to fold socks and I would be all “OH SWEET JESUS NO! I’ll tell you EVERYTHING!”
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