funny story: this scene was actually improvised. the script originally called for pikachu to roll over onto his side and deliver a line that went “good battling today ash. can we get ihop in the morning?” but during filming, pikachu started thinking about how his real life trainer never hugged him and also will smith’s dad, so he delivered this amazing performance all off the top of his head. the animator was like whoa wtf. what a brilliant moment.
(Source: butt-berry, via quat-quat)
"I always get super spicy stuff, and then sometimes it kicks me in the ass. Definitely at some Thai restaurants, when you ask for super spicy, you can see in their eyes. They’re going to try and make a point about it. It becomes a weird battle between me and them. And there’s this one place here where I got super spicy and I literally had to leave the table and go sit in the car for 45 minutes just to put my life back together. That was too much. And Emily [Gordon], my wife, always says that there should be a reality show called “Sweating In Restaurants With Kumail,” and it would just be me eating super spicy food at different restaurants. I just get really sweaty and everything is coming out, but it’s so delicious."
So, supposedly, some gross dude recorded the reasons why his wife turned down sex with him and then, when she was on her way to the airport for a 10-day work trip, sent it to her work e-mail with a note that he wouldn’t miss her because of it and cut contact. Wow, I wonder why she didn’t want to fuck him….
Seriously, though, if my husband ever did this, he’d never have sex again.
My favorite TV-shows → Misfits
"What if there’s loads of people like us all over town?" - "No, that kind of thing only happens in America. This will fade away. I’m telling you, by this time next week, it’ll be back to the same old boring shit."
"And with Vikings on the backs of dragons, the world just got a whole lot bigger.”
(Source: drmwrks, via raggedypaperman)